Dougie
was in his mid-30s, friendly, open-faced, easy to talk to, and polite. Like
many Saint Helenians, he added “sir” when speaking to foreigners.
He was
about to add some resin to the bottom of a leaking bait box.
“Do I
have to add fiberglass, too?” he asked me.
I had a
look and thought it really didn’t matter what he did because the resin wouldn’t
stick for long. He really needed epoxy resin, not polyester, the kind he was
using. More importantly, he should first have cleaned out the water, oil, and grease
before applying the resin. In fact, the right way to do it was to grind down to
bare, clean fiberglass. But I didn’t tell him that. No point. He didn’t have a
grinder, anyway.
As I
watched him and his friend working on the boat we talked about many things,
including the magic of the GPS satellite navigation system, which, his friend
said, was now even installed in cars in England.
“It
tells you which way to go,” he said.
They
both paused to consider the impact of that statement. Everybody on St. Helena
knew which way to go without the help of satellites in the sky. But it was
magic still, they agreed.
Just
before I said goodbye it occurred to me that Dougie was wearing a bright orange
T-shirt with the large black initials “HMP” on the back. Her Majesty’s Prison.
“What
for?” I asked.
It
turned out that he’d been found guilty — wrongly, he asserted — of beating up
his girl friend. Both of them were drunk at the time. “I gotta drink problem,”
he admitted. He added that it was a disease. If you were an alcoholic like him,
your body made its own alcohol, he explained.
On St.
Helena island, relatively harmless prisoners like Dougie were temporarily
released to do some gainful work of their own, rather than rotting in the tiny
town jail, and he had been released in the care of his friend.
“I’m
responsible for him,” his friend said proudly.
“I hope
he doesn’t make trouble for you,” I said.
“Oh no,
sir,” said Dougie earnestly. “We understand each other, sir.”
And so
I left them and went to find my wife. We understood each other, too. She did
the shopping while I loafed around with the guys on the wharf. It was a most
satisfactory arrangement, I thought. But, of course, it was too good to last.
Today’s Thought
Whilst we have prisons it matters little which of us occupies
the cells.
—
Bernard Shaw, Maxims for Revolutionists
Tailpiece
“I’m
sorry to say, Mr Jones, that the last check you sent me came back . . .”“Well, what a coincidence, doctor — so did my sciatica.”
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